Bulldrek v3.0

So I snagged a book called "Pornography", that discuss the Pornography business-it's history, who makes these movies, how how much it costs, how it's distributed, various fallacies and fictions concerning pornography, and how pornography is expected to change in the future. It's not the snappiest read, but it is a decent read.

So do you feel comfortable discussing pornography? Do you spend money on pornography? Do you browse or watch it?

Obviously I'm comfortable discussing pornography, although I do try to keep my sex life, and my personal life separate. I don't mix the people, generally speaking, the people I fuck with the people I hang out with. (Whom I generally tend to Role Play with.) i do not spend much money on pr0n. In the last five years I've spent...maybe a 100 dollars total, unless you count my computer-which is where I get the lion's share of my pr0n from.

I must be in the minority, especially around these parts, but I have never really gotten in to porn. I have seen a little when I was in the service, when it was on and I was present. I have played a porn tape (dating myself) a couple times to see if it was cool. It's just not my bag. I have artistic nudes as photo references, but I don't surf for porn either.

I think it's the idea of watching someone else that just doesn't do it for me. I've never been interested in titty-bars/ strip clubs either. Never have been.

It's not a moral issue. I give less than a damn.
I think it's a practical issue. Something in my brain relates it to not being real, or in the case of strip clubs, not being attainable. It's just a tease.

On the flipside, I've had no qualms about visiting the red-light district in the past (Germany, Greece, etc).

I have lots of friends who are very much in to porn. I respect their right to do whatever floats their boat. I just have a really hard time understanding it.

I think, but don't know this for a fact, that out of my friends only two are as "interested" in pornography as I am. At work, pretty much everyone is interested in pr0n, and it's a topic of great conversation. Even amongst the women.

It bores me to tears, honestly. The only pr0n that catches my attention is when they're dressed as comic characters and then I'm laughing so hard I just might piss myself. I am curious about the technical/business side though. No doubt I could be one of those people that works on the set of a pr0n studio and not care that there are naked people screwing each other not too far away. My favorite past time at a job like that would be lip-syncing to all the moaning, etc as if I was mouthing the lines to Star Wars.

Ampere wrote:I think it's the idea of watching someone else that just doesn't do it for me.

That's how I feel about it. I feel the same way about watching sports; it's watching someone else having fun, and I'd rather spend that time doing something fun.

Don't pay for pr0n. It's bad stuff. I just got hit with numerous extra charges to my card for 10 minutes of webcam that I purchased on my birthday. Bullshit.

Serious Paul wrote:I think, but don't know this for a fact, that out of my friends only two are as "interested" in pornography as I am. At work, pretty much everyone is interested in pr0n, and it's a topic of great conversation. Even amongst the women.

It must be something about public servants. Porn is high on the topic of discussion at my workplace a lot too, particularly if you try to talk about something meaningful. I've been told many times, when I bring something up like environmentalism, "You have way too much time on your hands...you should be watching porn instead." And then the other people in the room start discussing porn in some fashion.

I don't have anything against porn, but there is a time and place for it. It's on the minds of my coworkers much more than it should be for a workplace setting. It gets discussed daily by many people I work with. I'm surprised more of the women I work with haven't filed sexual harassment lawsuits.

Co-worker stories? I'm in! Once on deployment I was sharing a trailer with some maintainers. They'd managed to finagle a nice big TV hooked into the base's cable, so they could watch during slow times. Not a lot of channels, but you could get news, American TV shows...and the Fashion Channel. The first day I was working with them it didn't bother me. We caught a couple of runway shows where the models were half- or all-topless, and after the first hour or so somebody had brought in Biozombies*, so life was good. Then a few days later I came back to the trailer to check email and everyone's just hanging out watching the Fashion channel. They weren't interested in changing the channel to find something with a plot, or the news, or anything. Just a bunch of guys waiting on the off chance that they'll see some tits. I thought I was back in Junior High.

*If you haven't seen this movie, find it and watch it right now. It's Japanese, but that just makes it awesome.

WillyGilligan wrote:...Then a few days later I came back to the trailer to check email and everyone's just hanging out watching the Fashion channel. They weren't interested in changing the channel to find something with a plot, or the news, or anything. Just a bunch of guys waiting on the off chance that they'll see some tits.

That reminds me of...

John Caparulo wrote:I'm all for porn, but don't share it. I go over my friend's house, 'Dude, I got this killer new porn. Wanna watch it?' 'Not together, really, that's weird. What's that gonna do to our relationship?'

I'm all for porn. I watch it all the time. Even without purpose. Just, to watch it. I can't believe what some of these people actually do to eachother. And when I am done watching the horrible, horrible porno, I watch midget porn. Thats like, the comic relief-porn.

If anyone is into porn, go to youporn.com. I watched that site for like, 16 hours without even touching myself. Its hilarious.

I quite enjoy watching porn from time to time. Though I'm more drawn to European porn (Private, Marc Dorcel) than the american stuff, even though for my taste they could cut back a bit on the anal and DP. This is mainly because the women fit more in my ideal of what makes a woman beautiful (not so many damn blondes and a lot less make-up and fake boobs) and they seem to enjoy (or act as if they enjoy) it more than their american counterparts, who seem to be compiling a grocery-list while they are being fucked a lot of the times.

To answer the original question....no, I don't discuss porn with co-workers or friends. Mostly because most of them are married and for that reason can't or won't watch porn. But I have to admit, I wouldn't be comfortable discussing it anyway. Porn is for me still a private thing....to be enjoyed alone or with your partner.

Plus, it's a great way to being named a defendant in a sexual harassment case...

Wait, there's porn that doesn't follow the American standard?? Not just in acting, but appearance of the women?!

Grifter wrote:...European porn (Private, Marc Dorcel) than the american stuff, even though for my taste they could cut back a bit on the anal and DP. This is mainly because the women fit more in my ideal of what makes a woman beautiful (not so many damn blondes and a lot less make-up and fake boobs) and they seem to enjoy (or act as if they enjoy) it more than their american counterparts, who seem to be compiling a grocery-list while they are being fucked a lot of the times.

Pics or it didn't happen.

You want me to help you find porn on the internet? Is that wat you're asking? Really?

It's worth pointing out that there's still rather a lot of fake boobs and make-up in Marc Dorcel stuff. "Less fake boobs and bleach-blondes than American porn" is not exactly a high bar to clear.

"Less fake boobs and bleach-blondes than American porn" is not exactly a high bar to clear.

True enough.....but I find the amount of bleach and silicone still considerably less than in american porn. Guess I just have a thing for Eastern European women though.

Grifter wrote:

"Less fake boobs and bleach-blondes than American porn" is not exactly a high bar to clear.

True enough.....but I find the amount of bleach and silicone still considerably less than in american porn. Guess I just have a thing for Eastern European women though.

Oh yeah, because they don't come with blonde hair and big boobs at all.

The percentage is a lot lower, smartass. Always play the percentages.

Wait a minute, you're discussing statistics in a Pr0n thread. Why I ask...why!?

Back on topic: Pr0n

No I do not feel comfortable discussing it since I consider it part of your private life. No I do not spend money on it, since in this day and age and with Google around you should almost be ashamed if you pay for online stuff. Yes I watch it from time to time....and I, this is quite uncomfortable I can tell you, recognized someone I know in a European thingie...I wonder what to say when I meet this person face to face again...

Wait...

You recognised someone you know in a porn movie you saw? Man, you can't tell me that and then NOT tell me who that was!

Hey, I was young and I needed the money. Don't judge me!

My fiancee actually recognized a girl she went to college with in a Bangbus video.

DV8 wrote:Wait...

You recognised someone you know in a porn movie you saw? Man, you can't tell me that and then NOT tell me who that was!

I knew I was right with the gay model line! I just didn't take it far enough. Gay porn model!

You think that's bad? Bastard didn't even get me a job.

I tried a few times, but the only reactions were outright laughter or boredom. PG Porn is freaking hilarious if you haven't seen that series yet though.

I can tell you, fluffer-boy pays quite well.

Probably a thing of the past with Viagra nowadays.

But with that long hair of yours, you could be a fluffer for both gay and straight porn.

Hell, I'm in a lot of pornos, actually. All those blondes you see, all me with very good make-up.

*Grifter thanks the Lord blondes don't do it for him* Ew, ew, ew, ew!

DV8 wrote:Wait...

You recognised someone you know in a porn movie you saw? Man, you can't tell me that and then NOT tell me who that was!

It's someone from the Aikido dojo in Amsterdam...I could not believe it at first but I am quite certain it is her.

I had a really interesting conversation about porn while I was on holiday last week, albeit written porn. Some of the things I like in the bedroom aren't vanilla. They're nowhere near pistachio (things I would consider 'Not ok to do to another person'), but they're not exactly strawberry-bubblegum ('Baby, I put on some Boys II Men. Let's lay down in front of the fireplace so I can stroke your upper thighs with this feather'). It's somewhere in the middle.

As a result when I read something that's on its way to pistachio and turns me on, it makes me feel bad because it's close to Not Ok. In that sense, I would prefer if my tastes were more strawberry, because no one's getting hurt in that setting (well, that poor bird maybe) so it would be ok to like. The Guilt Free Burger.

The best example is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story_of_O">The Story of O</a>, which I found incredibly erotic and very disturbing at the same time. So much so, that in the middle of reading it I threw it out. This was five years ago and I still can't believe I did that; it seems so out of character. I've since then grown a lot more comfortable with who I am and what I like. But I haven't had the nerve to order that book again.

Haha, I knew a girl who read that book once. She was a classmate, and when I read a page and quite shy mumbled: "So uh, you w.." she quickly replied with "Yeah not gonna happen." Thats pretty hardcore though Euf.

Okay, so I decided to check out youporn.com (never knew it existed until this thread) and I couldn't stop laughing. Then I turned the sound on and had to turn it back off because I was laughing so hard and choking from not being able to breathe. I know it's amateur porn, but DAMN! Why do the girls have on the same sparkly lip plumping gloss and why do they all make the same noises? Never mind that, they all make the same faces! Even the guys! They mimic the girls!! Oh, and to the gal who got her butt drilled for 15min... if you're gonna wear red lipstick, at least wear red lip stain so it doesn't turn the guy's dick into a splotchy red mess and then that gets transferred to your ass which looked like an inflammation. It was terrible. Red lipstick everywhere.

Also, what's up with all the godamned spitting? I know sometimes you gotta lube your partner up, but do you have to sound like you're working up a loogie? It just seems so disrespectful. Spit like that out your car or whatever, but if you spit like that on me while you're fucking me, you'll be spitting out your teeth next. While I'm on the topic of gross, shoving your fingers in your mouth to pull out strings of cum and then gobble them up over and over like you're pulling chewing gum. What is this I don't even. (Wait, I think I've bitched about this before...)

Dude, the consumption of sperm make makes the man feel wanted. Duh.

So, the amount of spooge is a measurement of your worth. It's all so clear to me now!

Gunny wrote:So, the amount of spooge is a measurement of your worth. It's all so clear to me now!

Exactly. Spooge represents th seence of manhood. The act of spitting out spooge means that you reject maleness. The swallowing represents the acceptance.

It's all on on the wikipedia article.

Reminds me of an article I read about elephantiasis in today's society. A guy had elephantiasis of the testicles and his ejaculations were very lengthy and a bit painful. In a single session, he could ejaculate 1/4 to 1/2 cup of semen (he told the doctors he could do more than that). It was also noted that his semen was yellowish, thick and had a bad odor.

I had no idea there were other flavors in bedroom preferences; I had always thought it was vanilla and non. I have a million questions about this now. Is there a scale somewhere? Did you just make up these other flavors? If pistachio is "Not OK" then what is rocky road? Is there a conversion formula between American and European scales?

Rocky road is heavy, delish, and soooo worth it.

Big Jim wrote:I had no idea there were other flavors in bedroom preferences; I had always thought it was vanilla and non. I have a million questions about this now. Is there a scale somewhere? Did you just make up these other flavors? If pistachio is "Not OK" then what is rocky road? Is there a conversion formula between American and European scales?

I can really only answer your last question: there is no need for conversion as most of these flavours are American inventions anyways. That we'd use American metrics to define a typically European activity, well, that's sad but we'll get over it.

Some of the things they do in porno is pretty impressive. I don't mean the fucking, but where and how. I mean, fucking while balancing on 15 foot pole (an actual pole, not a dude) cannot be easy.

Grifter wrote:Hey, I was young and I needed the money. Don't judge me!

It was last month's issue of Gay Whore Magazine!

Gunny wrote:It was also noted that his semen was yellowish, thick and had a bad odor.

Remind me not to check BD mornings before I go to work, while I'm eating my cereal...with milk. Thanks Gunny.

Deev wrote:It was last month's issue of Gay Whore Magazine!

I am not gay!......whore I can live with.

Grifter wrote:

Gunny wrote:It was also noted that his semen was yellowish, thick and had a bad odor.

Remind me not to check BD mornings before I go to work, while I'm eating my cereal...with milk. Thanks Gunny.

Are you kidding? This is the last place I'd be while eating or drinking anything. Not for gross factor, but fear of choking on funny or rage inducing posts. Though lately it's more of fear for falling asleep in my food/drink while reading the posts here.

Gunny wrote:Though lately it's more of fear for falling asleep in my food/drink while reading the posts here.

Damn, I thought I only did that to women during sex.

Fall asleep in your food/drink? If you haven't got a food fetish, then thats really awkward.