Bulldrek v3.0

...you may be cheating, or not. But you're in the proverbial sack, having non-proverbial sex, and someone walks in and catches you. Do you stop, or continue on until finished?

Depends on who walks in.

It depends on how far along you are. If you're just getting started, well shit. You've got a ways to go yet so just give up and try again later. But if it's farther along in the process and you're nearing the end goal, then... Well, after all that and being so close... However, depending on who it is, they may want to join in on the fun.

Depends on who walks in, where I am, where in the process I am, who I'm having sex with, their relationship with the person who walked in, and half a dozen other factors.

I love "what if" questions, but they have to be set up in a certain way if every response isn't going to include the word "depends."

I agree, this might have been that called for more specificity. I have many potent...I wouldn't say fond...memories of being told in no uncertain terms to get the fuck out, with nary more than a pause. Once or twice some form of footwear or pillow was flung in my general direction.

I laugh at the absurdity. Me. Dating. Priceless!

I reach for the shotgun. There can be no witnesses.

Also, does it matter if you're in a bed? My mother walked in on me and Pyscho Bitch #1 fucking in the kitchen one time, and she promptly walked out, and me and pyscho bitch finished up.

Well, I guess that's slightly less disturbing than if your mom just started putting away the groceries and idly commenting on technique.

"Where do the canned goods go, dear? Oh never mind, you're busy. You really should pay more attention to the nipples by the way. Did you want spaghetti squash for dinner?"

In for a penny, in for a pound(ing).