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22 Character Sentences
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:41 pm
by 3278
Challenge: produce a collection of complete sentences which are 22 characters long, including internal spaces and punctuation, and including following exclamation points and question marks, but not including a following period. Weirdness valued.*
Examples:
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Polypeptides eat for 1
Gruesome murders help!
Ice cream has no bones
How far to go now, ma?
Make the zeal your arm
Go!
*As can maybe be guessed, this is for the site, so weirdness is more-or-less a prerequisite.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:18 pm
by Nicephorus
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Smurf me! Smurf HARDER
Dreadlocks are dreaded
You me and creamy soup
Humans aping apes here
Blood will Reign over.
Angels cover the angle
Powerful toys destroy!
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:39 pm
by AtemHutlrt
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Sorry dad, we got high
An Anemone is an enemy
Where are my rebar at?
Psssst...you have AIDS
My pants are now tight
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:08 pm
by AtemHutlrt
Can you just not give me challenges like this anymore? It's the kind of thing I can't not do.
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It's a porcupine time!
Sex with a dog = jail?
I fat because eat cake
My dick must be cursed
I drank paint now dead
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:51 pm
by Bonefish
Uh, isn't this more a "bulldrek" rather than Semi-Serious Topic?
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:39 pm
by 3278
Technically, it actually belongs in The Embassy. Mwah ha. Mwah ha. Ha ha.
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:05 am
by Tiny Deev
Maybe Artistic License, as they seem like poems?
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:44 am
by 3278
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:12 am
by AtemHutlrt
Damn that's a sexy cow
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:15 am
by 3278
And added.
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:51 am
by AtemHutlrt
Wow, was that 22 characters?
I hadn't noticed.
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:22 am
by Crazy Elf
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Jesus hates you and me
Please stop hitting me
All dead, mostly fruit
Rapist = sex - consent
You are guitar strings
How many died? Lolz :)
God was here. Gone now
Did it stop living? Oh
I only burnt four dogs
Dairy hates you, vegan
Rape + Asians = Family
Black + Rights = Ha ha
Stalin + Hitler = Love
Jesus + Science = Xbox
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:02 pm
by 3278
And...added.
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:48 am
by Van Der Litreb
Complete dirty bastard
My mom says Im special
I live between my toes
Rokstar ate my hamster
a_e roams around Limbo