Something Not To Do

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Post by Jestyr »

My god. Do NOT turn on the 'notify me when a reply is posted' feature.

I think my email account just had a hernia. :wideeyes
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Post by CykoSpin »

Yeah, I did that once on ol' v0.2. It took a few days before I stopped getting steady e-mails.
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Post by The Eclipse »

jes, that was insane, you should no better than to do that on this forum :)
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Post by Jestyr »

Yeah, well. I'm mental. What can I say? :cute
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Post by Cash »

OMG. Thanks a lot, Jestyr. I was drinking Pepsi when I read your post and I almost spit it all over the monitor. I managed to cover my mouth and a little dribbled out from my fingers but the monitor is safe and Pepsi-free.
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Post by Jestyr »

* Jes hands Cash the bib again. :lol
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Post by Cash »

The one with the cow on the front?
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Post by Jestyr »

No no. You know you get too excited when you wear that one...
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Post by Cash »

Shoot. Maybe I could get a slip cover for my monior and keyboard.
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Hey, it's not like it's your computer, is it? :)
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Post by Cash »

Oooohhh...good point. *spits apple juice all over the computer*
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...So he picks the thing that looks most like a bodily fluid, just to get his workplace hardware monkeys really worried...
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Post by Adam »

* Remembers Eva and her superhero bib at the local diner...
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Post by Cash »

:lol Oh, yeah. I remember that. Of course, she did have a white shirt on...
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Post by &#8734; »

Please tell me there are pictures of this.
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Post by Cash »

She's going to kill me...

Check with Adam.
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Post by &#8734; »

:roll
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Post by Eva »

There are. They should be in either Erik´s or Adam´s Roadtrip pictures.

And just for the record: I was eating pasta while wearing a spanking new, white FCUK shirt. Priorities, people. :o)
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Post by Adam »

They were on your camera, Erik.
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Post by &#8734; »

I see some photoshop time in my immediate future.
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Post by The Mighty Buddha »

So is we gonna get our custom titles back?
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Post by Control »

This is perhaps not the best forum or topic in which to ask that question. Please direct all comments, questions, suggestions and bug reports regarding the board to the Embassy. An announcement to that effect will be made tonight, so everyone is aware of it.
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I just wish I knew which time zone Control was talking about. :)
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Post by Cash »

Everyone. Control is like Santa.
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Post by Wildfire »

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel that getting 'presents' from Control would be a 50/50 shot at ultimate coolness or complete annilation?
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Post by Cash »

hee-hee

Oh, and without further ado... *drum roll*

Ta-da!

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Post by DV8 »

You know, I've already seen that picture a bunch of times, but I never noticed the Rainman bib. That's pricesless. :D
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Post by Cash »

I liked that diner.... :)
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Post by DV8 »

Because they gave you a booster chair as well as a Rainman bib?
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Post by Jestyr »

That's a stealth bib :) You can't see it unless you know to look for it!
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Post by Eva »

A /white/, /new/, /FCUK/ shirt.
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Post by Twisted Sister »

I hear ya sister...however you still look like a berk. :D
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Post by voz »

Must be my eyes but I just see white on white so I do not see a bib.
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Post by Pistons »

Wuffles for Eve. (I understand, I do. But it's cute! :D)

voz: It's there. Look closer around the neckline or near her arms. :)
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Post by Eva »

Yeah, you know, I thought it would look mad hot and everything.</s>
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Post by DV8 »

Oh, so that's why you spill your food all the goddamn time. ;)
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Post by Eva »

I do not! Just sugar!
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Post by Cash »

Ugh. Want to hear something nasty that I learned last night?

Know how McDonald's and Burger King get those golden brown fries? They sugar coat them. Ick.
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/More/ sugar. Just what the world needs.

(Is it true that McD's icecream is actually full of pig fat?)
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Post by Cash »

Ummmm, I don't know
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PIG FAT!!!
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PORK LARD!
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SWINE BLUBBER!!!
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Who let him out without his keeper? :)
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Post by DV8 »

I'm cute!
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...How do you follow up something like that?! :)
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* DV8 buffs his nails...
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Post by Eva »

Chews gum and blows bubbles.
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Post by Reika »

Jestyr wrote: /More/ sugar. Just what the world needs.

(Is it true that McD's icecream is actually full of pig fat?)

:eek I really hope that isn't the case, considering how much of their ice cream I've consumed...
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Post by Spiral »

Apparently the secret to McD's fries is the beef extract.

I cannot validate that, however.
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