Bulldrek v3.0

Feel the power of my slackitude.

You'll get it tonight, Mr. Tightpants.

Cazmonster wrote:Feel the power of my slackitude.

You'll get it tonight, Mr. Tightpants.

Oh, like I really needed that image in my head Caz

Okie dokie smokey, your character is on its way

Mahwahahahaha! my character has been sent! I am the greatest! I bet Cazmonster! :cool

The Cazmonster character sheet is now in 3278's hot little inbox.

*does the "I sent it" dance.*

Now to hear if 3278 approves of Cazmonster.

Approve?! How can anyone not approve of a 9 foot tall cybered anti-muppet?

I know that 32's not going to approve me...I know 32's not going to approve me...I know that 32's not going to approve me and skeedalle me over to Eliahad. whimper...whimper...whimper...

Oh fark...

flame, remember to log out next time. Don't post as Eliahad again. Mutter...*flameblasts himself*

Waiting on one character...

So, who do we mutilate?

Yeah! Who do I get to stab?

Just to try and help with the flavor...

The city probably also contains The Bulldrek Inquisitor, which probably won't be in the story, but might make a nice building to run by or drop on someone. I think I'm still the do-nothing constable of Bulldrek, deputized by Sixgun before he went out moseying and never came back. I might be good as the small-town sherrif NPC

My apologies. I'm a slow son of a bitch. I'll try and have it in within a week.

Cazmonster unleashes a dozens xorns and three dozen rust monsters into OLT main production...

Watch as all of your profits are consumed! Mu ha ha ha!

Okay, I finally got it sent. And that was low, Caz.

Gotta go where it will hurt, and for you that means the pocketbook.

Caz, stop giving 32 ideas for his demons

"Oh, crap..."

OverLord begins planning more autogun emplacements.

Without challenge, there is no fun...

"True...but DON'T WRECK MY FACTORIES!"

Oops, my bad.

Cazmonster herds the beasts into OverLord's warehouse and then sprinkles metal shavings and diamond dust on the heavy weapons crates.

There, now no factory equipment will be severely harmed.

"I give up..."

OverLord goes back to the office to finish his paperwork.

Okay. I want to start next Monday. I know we've lost Flame for a bit, but integrating him after the fact is no problem. Is there anyone else who needs anything else before we start?

I'd apologize for the delay, but it would ruin my rep as a hardass GM.

3278 wrote:Is there anyone else who needs anything else before we start?

Couple mil in small, used, unmarked, non-sequential bills and a Rolls Phantom VI?

3278 wrote: Is there anyone else who needs anything else before we start?

Just some Clobberin' Time!

3278 wrote:Okay. I want to start next Monday. I know we've lost Flame for a bit, but integrating him after the fact is no problem. Is there anyone else who needs anything else before we start?

I'd apologize for the delay, but it would ruin my rep as a hardass GM.

Yep, you did lose me for a bit. Join me as I say fuck off to AOL.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm here!

I need sanity. I need a postal worker going postal in middle of traffic in Texas...to protect me.

Aol is Shit! Fuck AOL!

Bring on the Demons! :cool

Cazmonster high-fives Nightsky.

Hell yeah. Time to bash some demon face.

Thanks, guys

Okay, we're ready. I'm going to unlock the thread now. People who are here, can start. People who aren't OL or Caz will need to give us a post giving us your location and what you're doing. I'll bring you in. Caz and OL can go from where they are now in my initial post.

People who aren't here yet, don't worry; when you get here, give me a location/activity post, and I'll bring you in whenever. That's not a problem.

You may want to re-read this thread for information on what I'm looking for in posts, and on the non-standard setting rules.

Go.

Hell Yeah!

Cazmonster goes to get his heavy weapons out of storage and uploads a copy of Kuang Mark Fourteen into internal headware so he can get to the bashin' and the zappin'.

Now for a titanic battle! But first, an interpretive dance in honor of 3278.

The cyberfreak, in all of his battle regalia, does a dance to the tune of a computer-controlled adagio.

Whee!

Unlocked.

Posted baby, Posted

And they're off!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Overlord, you will have to send a note off to Dr. FrankenSkyien if we want anything to make sense.

Nightsky, keep doing whatever. Everyone else is brought in and up to speed.

oops, just trying to make an easy opening. I can redit the post if needed.

No, not at all. We can work with it.

Worked with.

The antimuppet goes to check the game...

NIFTY!

Ah yes...I remember the time...with MutatedBlade42 and zombies...spoiler ---->nanite filled zombies that is relvantly immune to bulldrekkian attacks

Ay yes....

FUCK OFF AOL!

Felt so good, I had to say it again.

Eventually I'm going to get around to making a suggestion that the Bulldrekkers obtain a specimen of the demons to study. Since it carries with it the possibility of changing the scene i'm going to hold off on posted it for a while.

Woo Hoo! Vivisection time!

Hope you like your new toy, Caz. Remember my little idea on IRC a while back? CazNet has arrived.

Damn, you're going to have to refresh my memory.

Cazmonster really wants the hoodad, he just has to know what it does.

A Caz-ified SkyNet thingy...

Well, someone probably ought to fill in the /GM/ on what it is.

My next post up Monday...unless, as I have so far, I see that it's not necessary. We'll see then.