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Gathering 2002 Images Captioning

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This is the official thread for submitting captions for the 2002 Gathering Images page, located here.

Each photo has been renumbered - although a cardinal sin in some circles, necessary in this case - and thus all images are numbered in the order you see on the page. When including captions, please include the name of the person who took the photo and the number, and, obviously, the caption. Thank you.
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Is it just me, or does every picture of deev involve looking up his nostrils?
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http://www.bulldrek.com/gathering/2002/ ... en/002.jpg

dvixen #2

The herding of the cats has begun.

http://www.bulldrek.com/gathering/2002/ ... en/010.jpg

dvixen #10

Cash ear is a rare delicacy in some countries.

More to follow
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Instant Cash wrote:http://www.bulldrek.com/gathering/2002/ ... en/002.jpg

dvixen #2

The herding of the cats has begun.
Done.
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To make it easier on everyone, the URL of the photo doesn't need to be included - although thank you for including it, Instant Cash - just the photographer and the number of the photo. Thank you.
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ok thats cool,

I editied my last post and added another one. I will try and do a group at once otherwise I will end up with a post pumping war in the embasy :D
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dvixen 8

Even on vacation, Paolo needs his pr0n

DV8 #1

The Village Peoples lost members

DV8 #2

"Dont EVER touch my coke again man!"

DV8 #3

Breakfast time at the Cash household

DV8 #7

How not to pose while drunk 101

DV8 #8

"I am a GOD here!"

DV8 #13

"Why is my shirt on backwars?" -True quote

DV8 #15

A master and his creation

DV8 #17

"Oh gods, not another one of /you/ non angsty people"

DV8 #19

"Why are you standing so close to me?"

DV8 #20

"Behold! The mighty mound of....STUFF!"

DV8 #24

Eva: "Smile for the camera sweetie"
32: "yes dear, anything to remove your elbow from my nuts"

DV8 #23

"You really think I am sober enough to use this?"

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IC #1

Two were quick enough to duck below the waters before the camera ninja attacked. Jackal was not as fortunate.


IC #2

They even smile the same....

IC #3

<voice=butthead> Uh huh huh this is like, cool and stuff</voice>

IC #6

"What is this place and why am I here?"

IC#7

Elsie the love cow makes her morning after appearence.

IC #15

The euro male models strike again

IC #18

"The Pain! The Pain! The light, it burns!"

Jes #13

Vote Veed, Vote often

Jes #19

Ratlaw unaccustomed to bulldrek rituals, volunteers...

Jes #21

Deev, also available in American.

Jes #22

The few, the proud, the bulldrekkers
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DV8's Pics:

2. Ggrrrrrr! Coke!
3. Cash gets to eat with the grownups.
4. Okay, for some reason that's just really offputting.
5. Sam: International Essex Playgirl.
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2. Mr and Mrs Monster relax.
15. Enough with the ears! And has Deev pissed himself or something?
18. Oh come on, it can't be that bad. Looks like Lin's enjoying herself at least.

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8. Okay, that boy needs serious help.
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Quick ones for now, more later:

Dvixen #10:
Sure, it's happened before, but this time it's the look of ecstasy that makes all the difference.

IC #15:
He /looks/ like he's sleeping, but that's just the lure...

Mine, #19:
Bulldrekkers? All walking the same direction? There must be booze there.
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DV8 #24: A fag in his fingers and Eva on his lap. Things probably can't get much better for our man Earl.
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Jes #7: Even the camera's drunk.
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IC05: Earl's gone to the Happy Place. (Where do you think /that/ is?)

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Dv811: Hell, I don't remember that.

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Liniah wrote:Is it just me, or does every picture of deev involve looking up his nostrils?
Well, what can I say, my nostrils are just naturally shaped that way. *smugly buffs his nails.*
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*smugly buffs Deev's nose*
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Instant Cash wrote:dvixen #10

Cash ear is a rare delicacy in some countries.
Done.
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Cash wrote:*smugly buffs Deev's nose*
*smugly buffs his ass on Cash's nose*
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All of the above: Done.
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Jes 17

yes my precioussss
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bwahahahahaha

scamp, you rock
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Jesty, #11

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Ice 18:


"No, I don't abuse my boyfriend......No, really, I don't......seriously......dude, I mean it!......You still don't believe me, do you?"


DV8 21:


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Jestyr #3:

I stuffed all the dead bodies in the closet.

Jestyr #4:

The last thing you ever see after opening your door at 3 A.M.

Jestyr #10:

The pose was perfect, the picture was ready, but then Bull saw the bottle of mountain dew...

Jestyr #14:

Um... is adam wearing lip gloss?

Deev #1:

Um no, i don't know how fast we were going officer, may we serenade you?

Deev #7:

Whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE ANY ALCOHOL TO THESE MEN!

Deev #10:

Why is it that adam always has a full beer?

Deev #18:

Gaming table, gang war, biker bar, where does this man not blend in?

IC #5:

Has anyone else ever noticed that Earl looks like a cross between Alton Brown and Marc Anthony?
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Wherever I may roam...
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Please do not link to the pictures. Doing so takes much longer for everyone involved. Please include only the name of the person who took the photo and the number, and, obviously, the caption. Thank you.
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Dvixen #5
Bull prepares to demonstrate the convenience of an installed microwave with his own head.

Instant Cash #13
Who are these two? Did somebody slip something in my Sprite?

Jestyr #6
Hah! My mastery of lighting conditions has rendered your camera drunk!
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DV8 #20:

What a lovely photo of my upper arm, Dennis. Dork.


DV8 #21:

"Eh-heheh, I'm picking his nose!"


DV8 #28:

Zeiss Cybereyes. No longer the wet dream of geeks.


DV8 #27:

"But seriously, being a tournament GM is reward enough."


DV8 #25:

"Uh-oh. Jestyr fell asleep thinking about Raven again.."
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Dvixen #5:

"Deev, if you get within 10 feet of me, holding a Long Island Ice Tea, I'll your break your back."
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Ice #3:

Adam, to himself: "This is gonna be the sweetest butt-shot ever!"


Ice #4:

"No, Deev, you're not going to make my drink "more interesting"."


Ice #6:

"Crap. I forgot to turn off the oven at home."


Ice #10:

English, huh? Who'd have guessed. [/s]


Ice #12:

Yes, these are in fact some of the people behind the grim and gritty world of Shadowrun.


Ice #13:

Their mission completed, agents X, Y, and Z return to their spaceship.


Ice #14:

"Hey, hey! Check out daddy's new glasses!"
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Jestyr #2:

"Huh... Oh, I'm still dreaming. Good..."


Jestyr #12:

Sleek car, sexy bitch. Now he just needs to grow a few inches. *run*


Jestyr #20:

Holding a Rolling Rock in the group photo. That's my girl.
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*ahem* This captioning thing is seeing less action that I am!
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Jestyr #18

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dv8/001

"Are those gay models, mommy?"

-"Yes, dear. Those are gay models."

dv8/006

"Has anyone else noticed the bottle is wider than Adam's arm?"
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IC 001.

"Yet another failed Olympic event: Not-so-synchronized Swimming."
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