Bulldrek v3.0

A bobcat race!

Star Wars trivial pursuit.

And for the non-ubergeeks, "Whack-A-Caz". It involves hitting Caz in the head with a rubber mallet and running like hell.

Me and Adam watching 2-4 hours of wrestling, and 2-4 of anime, apparently

Is that at the same time?

"Burn Evan Moore in effigy"?

<chuckles>

Evan

voz wrote: Is that at the same time?

No, because she's going to have to sit there explaining what's going on in the anime to me, and I'm going to have to sit there going "That's Bret Hart... watch him work on the guys arm for 8 minutes, then slap him in a submission move.. that's psychology! See where he's whispering in his ear right there? Pretend you didn't see that..."

And I'll sit on the other side going, "You see, Shawn Michaels was SUPPOSED to wrestle Bret Hart but he was being a tool and hated Hart so they hot-shotted the belt to..."

And I will make sure that I get out of the way should Adam and Daki determine they don't agree on something...

Shit hon, I'll be getting the fuck outta the way then too!

[I just called Wildfire 'hon'. hrm. Sorry!]

That might be a legitimate worry.

Woodsman!

Dear gods Veed! That is jsut evil!

Of course we will.

Someone needs to bring bottle caps, I have a feeling the debts will gather quickly.

Whack A Caz...

Y'all best friggin run! There's gonna be hatchets and oars and a whole lake I can use to drown whoever decides to hit me with a friggin' rubber mallet.

Actually, I want to spend some time on the lake and I want to get to play KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY at least once.

I'm bringing Lunch Money!

EvanMoore wrote: "Burn Evan Moore in effigy"?

effigy?

And I will make sure that I get out of the way should Adam and Daki determine they don't agree on something...

That's when the mad, passionate lovin' starts.

Cash,
It will have to be in effigy. I'll be "incognito" at GenCon.

Evan

Not planning on promoting Savage Realm?

Doesn't want to get laughed out of the Vendor area.

Cash wrote: Not planning on promoting Savage Realm?

Actually, yes--but not like you'd expect.

And as for getting laughed out of anywhere, the three distributors I've spoken to so far about picking up the lines have been quite encouraging and very interested in the product--particularly *after* I said, "No, it's not D20".

In fact, "sit up and take notice" is probably the best way to describe it.

But, we will be encouraging the game in a low key "awareness campaign".

Evan

Shoot. How are we going to identify him so we can burn the ...*pause*... effigy?

Get a copy of his game, tack it to a dummy with a head about six sizes too large and make with the liter fluid and the zippo.

Sure Evan, sure, the whole gaming world is just itching to play your game.

Caz,
Have you played it?

I don't seem to have a Non-Disclosure Agreement with your name on it...

The only thing you have to go on--at least, legally--is *me*.

Now, you can hate me all you like--it does seem to give you some reason to post, lately--but I'm not the only one involved in the project. And, for you to write it off because you don't like me is about as ludicrous as writing off D&D because you don't like Gygax.

One thing I've learned lately--thanks to GAMA--is that gaming, in general, is really a very small market. In order to grow, to thrive and to draw in new blood, we need to be open to the new developments in the industry.

Savage Realm doesn't compete with any other game on the market, really. We all compete together.

I support Bethy, Adam, et al. in their writing of material to keep the gaming community alive with new products, new ideas, new games, new expansions--and they do the same for other games in the market place.

You don't like Savage Realm because you don't like me. You have nothing else to go on than my attitude, my elitism, my dislike of anything with the letters "D&D"--and you're too damn proud to back down from your previously stated position.

So, fine, don't like it. It's fine with me. I'd prefer it if you'd give it a chance. I'd prefer it if you'd be willing to offer suggestions to make it better.

But, you're not interested in that.

You just want to dislike me.

I ask you a favor, then--and, of course, you have no reason to comply.

Savage Realm is not me. Don't hate it because you hate me. What I have contributed is a very small part and you'll probably never notice it. Give it a chance for the others involved in it. At least 4 other writers and a ton of artists are committed to this project. Just because you don't like me, don't waste their chances, too.

Evan

Van Der Litreb wrote: Woodsman!

...my own personal Jesus Christ.

DV8 wrote:

Van Der Litreb wrote: Woodsman!

...my own personal Jesus Christ.

...and my own personal Satan. *shudder*

You need to hit the neighborhood Culver's at least 5 times. That stuff is good, or at least it was the last time I went to Wisconsin.

You could play some Cheapass Games(tm), and, alternatively, an old-school Avalon Hill board game (like Diplomacy or Origins of WWII). Buy strange and unusual RPGs, or develop odd scenarios, and use the Bulldrekers as gunea (Genuea? Ginny? the hell with it.) pigs.

I don't remember the exact phrasing, but I think it came down to: hanging out with scantily clad gamers.

I don't know whether I should sit up here and watch, or be repulsed at the thought. . .

Walk around outside, doing all sorts of Bulldrekky things that won't get you arrested.

Hell, if you're lucky you may start a riot!
(Of course, then you may be arrested. But still.)

...like Cash walking into someone else's house while carrying a massive fuck-off large super-soaker.

My mother thought that was so damned funny when I told her.

Great. I'm already setting the best impressions.

Unlike Eva's first impressions?

Two guys engaging him hot man love while watching wrestling? It's a love story for the jilted generation.


Anyways, someone want to explain Woodsman for those of us not in the know? Namely me.

Daki :: Do you know the game Three Men?

I'll bring the actual three-Man rules. We were kind of making it up on the fly...

Deev:: Nope.

I've got board/card games!! Chez Geek, Slasher, Lunch Money, Battle Cattle, Settlers of Catan (including Seafarers and cities & Knights), and bunch of others.

All of these games have drinking rules for them....

MooCow
The drinking cow

Break out the Cow Piss.

Moo:: Rock on!!!

Wrestleing match in that lake?

Lets see Adam lay the smack down

Fuck yeah! I'm up for that.

Adam will represent all the Lucha stars out there. We'll dub him, La Parka.

I'll represent Brock Lesner.

How about it Adam?

On account of me not having any health insurance - no.

Okay I'll Kevin Nash. You only have to worry about 3 moves and chances are I'll miss you anyway.

Oh hell - the dreaded flabby part of the arm to the side of the head in the corner!

Yes, fear my work rate!

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!!

**MooCow does the Time Warp**

According to a quick google search and some link skipping I found two theaters in Madison and one in Milwaukee that hold it. I'm sure Caz and Thorn know the ones in Madison.

Bulldrekkers at RHPS.... that would be awesome

I'll go in drag if other people do to....

MooCow
The drag queen cow

Me? In drag?

I'm there.

MooCow wrote: ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!!

3278 pukes.

I will kill MooCow. I will kill MooCow with this cricket bat, which was given to me by Her Royal Majesty Elizabeth Windsor, and then I will kill MooCow again with my own hands.

Well that solves the "where are we getting our hamburgers from" problem.

Whos bringing the buns?

3278 wrote:

MooCow wrote: ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!!

3278 pukes.

I will kill MooCow. I will kill MooCow with this cricket bat, which was given to me by Her Royal Majesty Elizabeth Windsor, and then I will kill MooCow again with my own hands.

No no, if necessary, I will drag the module into the lake, and, with the help of oxygen deprivation, convince him that he makes a perfect Brad Majors. Then I'll be getting my gold lamé shorts and matching chucks...