Bulldrek v3.0

Guess what movie comes out August 2?!

XXX!!!

Whooo-hoo!!

O_o

well at least I am not the only one completely lost by that statement.

You know, it's the stupid movie with that stupid Diesel fellow in it.

Hmmph! You all just wait until Eva gets here. She'll show you what-for.

Not unless she wants to see what U-238 does to Mr. Diesel. :plode

Some help, here. What the fuck hits the streets on 2AUG?

XXX, i.e. Another Vin Diesel movie. Personally I can't stand the guy, let alone any movie he's been in.
And I maintain that when you re-renter the atmosphere at orbital velocities, YOU WILL DIE without a windshield. I don't care how sexy people think Vin is, Pitch Black and TF&F sucked.


Edit: Forgot an X...

Well to be honest, Vin is damn sexy.

I wish I looked even half as good as he does, the fucker.

Instant Cash wrote: Well to be honest, Vin is damn sexy.

I wish I looked even half as good as he does, the fucker.

Will people become violently ill if I say that I like you just the way you are?

Too bad!

Christ.

So, what, it would have killed any of you to say, "Hey, Thorn, you and Eva will be on the same continent when a movie starring an actor you both like opens? I'm not interested, but you two have fun."??

Thank you all for crapping on my parade. (Well, except IC and Jaded.)

I just asked to know what the movie was. <snif>

I hate Vin, I really do; he's good-looking, has a to-kill-for voice, is rich, is a fairly good actor, kicked way too much arse in Pitch Black (a film that rocked, because of him), and is generally an all-round too-cool guy. I hate that fucker.

Thorn wrote: Christ.

So, what, it would have killed any of you to say, "Hey, Thorn, you and Eva will be on the same continent when a movie starring an actor you both like opens? I'm not interested, but you two have fun."??

Thank you all for crapping on my parade. (Well, except IC and Jaded.)

Umm, I'll be in the cheering section providing strawberry twizzlers and smuggled chocomel. And that's cause I want to see Thorn really enjoy a flick.

Do we have a salivating while cheering smilie yet?

*walks perkily into the thread....reads Thorns first post.....oooozes back out again

I don't even have to bother asking whether its gonna be possible that we go stalk, I mean stare, I mean watch this ma...GAH!...film, while we're over do I?

*high fives Veed* Plus he's a D&D geek.

Personally I can't stand the guy, let alone any movie he's been in.

So you hated Saving Private Ryan, The Iron Giant, and Boiler Room? *rolls his eyes*

Then again, here's the premise for XXX::

Vin Diesel plays Xander Cage. He's your standard adrenaline junkie with no fear and a lousy attitude. When the US Government "recruits" him to go on a mission, he's not exactly thrilled. His mission: to gather information on an organization that may just be planning the destruction of the world, led by the nihilistic Yorgi.

Van Der Litreb wrote: I hate Vin, I really do; he's good-looking, has a to-kill-for voice, is rich, is a fairly good actor, kicked way too much arse in Pitch Black (a film that rocked, because of him), and is generally an all-round too-cool guy. I hate that fucker.

Amen.

Cash wrote: *high fives Veed* Plus he's a D&D geek.
So you hated Saving Private Ryan, The Iron Giant, and Boiler Room? *rolls his eyes*

Saving Private Ryan was stupid, IMNSHO. Guns + Speilberg does not an instant classic make.
His acting doesn't count in The Iron Giant, because it's a cartoon, and I've never seen boiler room. I don't care how good his acting was in Boiler Room, there's still 4 more railroad spikes driven into his coffin.

And I maintain Pitch Black sucked! Can someone please explain to me where you can find even an iota of intelligence in this - and I use the term loosely - film?

Does every movie need to have intelligence in it? I know some extremely smart people who thoroughly enjoy stupid movies. You probably know them, too. ;o)

Oh yes Eva...I know one for definite.

<voice class= LittleDutchGangstaBitch> "The Rock needs to have lots of my babies! "</voice>

Argh. I'm going to stand over here with the boys and be frustrated.

"thousands and thousands" were the words I used, actually. :oD

Eva wrote:Does every movie need to have intelligence in it? I know some extremely smart people who thoroughly enjoy stupid movies. You probably know them, too. ;o)

Hi. Hello. Hello. Good seeing you all. Must be off!

*wuffles 32* Poor guy.


I happen to like Vin Diesel. Hell, I'd fuck him.

Err..wait. Did I say that outloud?

yes, yes you did bishop.
But thats alright. we love you anyways.

While were on the topic of movies, what are we gonna bring to Gathering?

Anybody up for Boondock Saints?

GF:"Rocco. Rocco. ROCCO!"
Rocco: "WHHATT!"
GF:"wheres my cat?"
Roc:"I KILLED YOUR CAT YOU DRUGGIE BITCH!"
GF:"bu... but why?"
Roc:"BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BRING CLOSURE TO OUR RELATIONSHIP"
GF:"I cant believe you killed my prescious... my prescious..."
Roc:"YOUR PRESCIOUS WHAT?! YOUR PRESCIOUS WHAT!? I'LL SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FUCKING HEAD IF YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT THAT CATS NAME WAS! YOUR PRESCIOUS..."
GF:"...Fluffy? Fluffy."
Roc:"AWWW! WHAT COLOR WAS IT!!!"
Reni"DONT YOU TALK TO HER LIKE THAT!"
Roc:"SHUT YOUR FAT ASS RENI! I CANT GO DOWN TO THE STORE ON THE CORNER TO BUY A PACK OF CIGARETTES WITHOUT RUNNING INTO NINE GUYS YOU'VE FUCKED!!"


heh heh heh heh heh... God thats a great movie...

Paladin

Get some B movies and MST3K them.

It is all about the Hellraiser marathon.

(Oh, and for the final record: I can't make it. Sorry, guys. You can bet your pasty-white ass that I'll be there next year, though. Even my band director paying me large sums of money to teach camp could not prevent me from attending.

Well ladies, since the guys seem to be party poopers, why don't we have a girls night out and go hit XXX?

Well I was gonna say that I thought the previews look pretty damn cool, and I wanted to see it. oh well.....

MooCow
The movie viewing cow

For the record, if I'm the only guy who goes with the girls to see xXx, then I get all the loving that bounces off of the IMAX-sized Vin when we see it at the Point Ultrascreen.

Vin rocks and that's all there is to it.

For a second I forgot you were talking about the vin movie and thought you were going out to see pr0n

Moo - Guys are welcome provided they don't make asses of themselves.

Oooh and the theatre is an I-Max? Suh-weet!

Moo - Guys are welcome provided they don't make asses of themselves

Well we'll just assume that means I'm not welcome.....

MooCow
The ass cow

Oooh and the theatre is an I-Max? Suh-weet!

It's not /technically/ an I-Max, but it is "the biggest screen in the midwest". It's huge. And if you're going to pay the same amount of money anyway, may as well see your movies on the biggest, baddest screen available.

One question, Thorn. How disappointed were you when you found out XXX was the title and not a rating?

Thorn wrote:

Oooh and the theatre is an I-Max? Suh-weet!

It's not /technically/ an I-Max, but it is "the biggest screen in the midwest".

It's a 27" TV.

Cash wrote:

Thorn wrote:

Oooh and the theatre is an I-Max? Suh-weet!

It's not /technically/ an I-Max, but it is "the biggest screen in the midwest".

It's a 27" TV.

Mock not, little man, until you've seen it.

Fellowship from the third row was a religious experience.

Caz - Still sounds cool.

One question, Thorn. How disappointed were you when you found out XXX was the title and not a rating?

Well, I'm seeking professional help. Does that answer your question?

Just in case no one noticed, it seems that the release date for XXX has been bumped back. The official website indicates in the intro that the movie comes out on the 9th. A Billboard I pass everyday on the way home from work says the 8th.

The Official site is http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/triplex/

Just thought I'd pass this on....

MooCow
The bad news bringing cow

SonuvaBITCH.