Muahaha! Sweet revenge!
Muahaha! Sweet revenge!
Szechuan stands for a moment, gathering his energy, before a nigh-infinite hail of lightning bolts erupt from the sky.
The Ghoul, eyes glowing with rage, [glow]MULTIPOWER-RIGHTTESTICLE-LEFTTESTICLE-GUNDAM-FLAME-BLADE-SLEDGEHAMMER-RIGHTOVARY-LEFTOVARY-CANNONBALL-ORIGINALCHUCKLESVERSION-NEWIMPROVEDVERSION-LIGHTSABER-DUMPTRUCK-ENERGYWAVE-GUARANTEEDNOTTOMISSFIRE-IDONTCAREHOWGOODYOUWRITEYOU'RESTILLGETTINGSMITED!!™-REVERSEENERGYWAVE-DARKMATTER-EXPLODINGSTAR-BLACKHOLE-DOOMSDAYDEVICE-DEATHSTAR-PSYCHICPOWERS-GOVERMENTSNIPER-ANGRYNUN-RULER-MEATCLEAVER-LASERGUN-MINIGUN-NOTSOMINIGUN-INFINITERAGE-BARBARIANRAGE-CAZSTRENGTH-PLANEOFSHADOW-WATERWAVE-ALLEXISTENCENONEXISTENCEANDBASICALLYEVERYDAMNBULLDREKKERNAILING-JAWDROPPING-KNEEKNOCKING-ONCEINALIFETIME-YIPPEEKIYAYMUTHAFUCKA-CROTCHKICK-BOOTTOTHEHEAD-REPEATEDCLAWINGS-HAMSTERSTYLE-LORDGODINHEAVENITHURTSSTYLE-NINJA-DAKIHULK-HELLFIRE-COLDFIRE-DARKFIRE-BAGOFDICE-BACKPACKOFGAMEBOOKS-WEAVER-WYLD-WYRM-PANTHEONIC-MAGNOSCOPIC-GEWGOGGEDLY-SUPERCALIFRAGI-HOLYSHITISTHATGYGAX-WHEREAREMYTESTICLES-MOMMYITHURTS-DOESN'TMATTERWHATPOWERSYOUHAVEYOU'RESTILLGETTINGSMITED!™-FIRETRUCKTOTHEGROIN-EARTHSHATTERING-HEARITINCHINA-ARCANEENERGY-IMGOINGOVERBOARDBUTIDON'TCARE-YOUARESOOOOOGONNAREGRETREADINGTHISTHREAD-SMITES!!!™[/glow]
each and every last one of you.
Bulldrek's collective tesicles explode with a wet, sticky KERBLAMMO!
God. Damn. That felt good.
The Ghoul, eyes glowing with rage, [glow]MULTIPOWER-RIGHTTESTICLE-LEFTTESTICLE-GUNDAM-FLAME-BLADE-SLEDGEHAMMER-RIGHTOVARY-LEFTOVARY-CANNONBALL-ORIGINALCHUCKLESVERSION-NEWIMPROVEDVERSION-LIGHTSABER-DUMPTRUCK-ENERGYWAVE-GUARANTEEDNOTTOMISSFIRE-IDONTCAREHOWGOODYOUWRITEYOU'RESTILLGETTINGSMITED!!™-REVERSEENERGYWAVE-DARKMATTER-EXPLODINGSTAR-BLACKHOLE-DOOMSDAYDEVICE-DEATHSTAR-PSYCHICPOWERS-GOVERMENTSNIPER-ANGRYNUN-RULER-MEATCLEAVER-LASERGUN-MINIGUN-NOTSOMINIGUN-INFINITERAGE-BARBARIANRAGE-CAZSTRENGTH-PLANEOFSHADOW-WATERWAVE-ALLEXISTENCENONEXISTENCEANDBASICALLYEVERYDAMNBULLDREKKERNAILING-JAWDROPPING-KNEEKNOCKING-ONCEINALIFETIME-YIPPEEKIYAYMUTHAFUCKA-CROTCHKICK-BOOTTOTHEHEAD-REPEATEDCLAWINGS-HAMSTERSTYLE-LORDGODINHEAVENITHURTSSTYLE-NINJA-DAKIHULK-HELLFIRE-COLDFIRE-DARKFIRE-BAGOFDICE-BACKPACKOFGAMEBOOKS-WEAVER-WYLD-WYRM-PANTHEONIC-MAGNOSCOPIC-GEWGOGGEDLY-SUPERCALIFRAGI-HOLYSHITISTHATGYGAX-WHEREAREMYTESTICLES-MOMMYITHURTS-DOESN'TMATTERWHATPOWERSYOUHAVEYOU'RESTILLGETTINGSMITED!™-FIRETRUCKTOTHEGROIN-EARTHSHATTERING-HEARITINCHINA-ARCANEENERGY-IMGOINGOVERBOARDBUTIDON'TCARE-YOUARESOOOOOGONNAREGRETREADINGTHISTHREAD-SMITES!!!™[/glow]
each and every last one of you.
Bulldrek's collective tesicles explode with a wet, sticky KERBLAMMO!
God. Damn. That felt good.
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That he did...
Ow... Now I have to recover from being neutered again...
Ow... Now I have to recover from being neutered again...
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My eyes, what the fuck happened to my fucking eyes?
"There is surely nothing other than the single purpose of the present moment. A man's whole life is a succession of moment after moment. If one fully understands the present moment, there will be nothing else to do, and nothing left to pursue." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo
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With a desperate leap, Cazmonster manages to bring his crotch into close proximity with Szechuan's head, so that his balls and his target's head are blow into oblivion at exactly the same time.
God and Christ, that hurt like few other pains ever.
God and Christ, that hurt like few other pains ever.
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Excellent!
Cazmonster slots his 'confidence man' persona chip and expects to pull down a long string of souls to keep the best hockey rink in the multiverse cheap for all of his multiplanar buddies to play at.
Hey, Monster's gotta keep his goodies...
Cazmonster slots his 'confidence man' persona chip and expects to pull down a long string of souls to keep the best hockey rink in the multiverse cheap for all of his multiplanar buddies to play at.
Hey, Monster's gotta keep his goodies...
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[blur]*SMITEed*[/blur]
mmm... tastes like dying....
*collapse* s.... s'okie... never... p-planned on br-breeding a-a-anyway.
mmm... tastes like dying....
*collapse* s.... s'okie... never... p-planned on br-breeding a-a-anyway.
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*points and laughs at Daki because his idea of hell is hot*
*cough*cough*sputter*spits up a dribble of blood* still funny.
*cough*cough*sputter*spits up a dribble of blood* still funny.
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AH's Soul appears in Hell. It accosts and angel and rips off the tunic. Testicles are apparent.
Hah! I knew it! I see your no-talent Neal Gaiman and raise you a Warren Ellis and Garth Ennis, both of whom say angels have genitalia!
Er...Gunny...is Aunt Flo visiting, or did you forget to put in Anti-SMITE-shields over your ovaries?
Hah! I knew it! I see your no-talent Neal Gaiman and raise you a Warren Ellis and Garth Ennis, both of whom say angels have genitalia!
Er...Gunny...is Aunt Flo visiting, or did you forget to put in Anti-SMITE-shields over your ovaries?
No... talent... Neil Gaiman....
*blinks*
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[mb]HATEGASM!!!![/mb]
*Daki grabs AnHi and, using the Hanbo of Greater Smashing, turns every bone in AnHi's chest to dust. Now with a more flexible and bendable AnHi, Daki Popples him and bounces him around the thread for a bit. When he's bored of that, Daki pops his bone spurs and begins to slice and rend AnHi into strips of meet to filet for the other posters later*
*blinks*
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[mb]HATEGASM!!!![/mb]
*Daki grabs AnHi and, using the Hanbo of Greater Smashing, turns every bone in AnHi's chest to dust. Now with a more flexible and bendable AnHi, Daki Popples him and bounces him around the thread for a bit. When he's bored of that, Daki pops his bone spurs and begins to slice and rend AnHi into strips of meet to filet for the other posters later*
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Cazmonster, down near the frozen over ice rinks of hell, accosts Lord Death Hand and lets him know that he can purchase any number of well-chilled artesian well waters from the cyberfreak, at a low low cost of only one soul per hundred liters.
I call that my Arrakis deal. And you may want to go savage Ancient History before Daki destroys him past regeneration.
I call that my Arrakis deal. And you may want to go savage Ancient History before Daki destroys him past regeneration.
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Wishing he could die but already dead and in Hell
I never cared for any of his stuff. I thought the Sandman series was way overrated. Give me Alan Moore and the Watchmen any day! The art sucked, too! So did all of his books!
Say do souls feel pain? Becauce Daki-chan, Lord of Hell, is turning me into a non-kosher deli-meat special over here.
I never cared for any of his stuff. I thought the Sandman series was way overrated. Give me Alan Moore and the Watchmen any day! The art sucked, too! So did all of his books!
Say do souls feel pain? Becauce Daki-chan, Lord of Hell, is turning me into a non-kosher deli-meat special over here.
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*hur... hur... hur--HURK!*
*coughs up her ovaries*
bah, never gave me anything but trouble anyway. *tosses 'em into a garbage disposal*
say, I'm hungry! what's for lunch?? *sniff*sniff* do I smell bones being slowly smoked over a hickory fire?
btw, Neil's version of Snow White kicks ass.
*coughs up her ovaries*
bah, never gave me anything but trouble anyway. *tosses 'em into a garbage disposal*
say, I'm hungry! what's for lunch?? *sniff*sniff* do I smell bones being slowly smoked over a hickory fire?
btw, Neil's version of Snow White kicks ass.
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no no!! don't give that to Caz!! it hasn't fermented yet!! if he turns into Shirley Temple, it's your fault LDH!
which reminds me...
*rotates all the pickle jars for even distilling*
which reminds me...
*rotates all the pickle jars for even distilling*
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You know, there's a small town outside of Birmingham called Shirley. Some guy opened up an Indian restaurant there, but instead of calling it some old cliche like the Golden Temple or whatever, he named the place the Shirley Temple. We had to visit the place for a meal at least once just for that.
The 86 Rules of Boozing
75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
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Flak - that is so damn cool. Did the dude have Shirley Temple paraphenalia?FlakJacket wrote:You know, there's a small town outside of Birmingham called Shirley. Some guy opened up an Indian restaurant there, but instead of calling it some old cliche like the Golden Temple or whatever, he named the place the Shirley Temple. We had to visit the place for a meal at least once just for that.
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*Snatchs AnHi back*
Szechuan can have him when _I_ am damn well good and done with him!
*Growls at AnHi*
So you like to talk with your hands too?
*Using a gyaku called Hon, Daki shatters AnHi's wrists, forearm and elbow... on both arms. For good measure he stomps on AnHi's hands to turn the bones to dust*
Szechuan can have him when _I_ am damn well good and done with him!
*Growls at AnHi*
So you like to talk with your hands too?
*Using a gyaku called Hon, Daki shatters AnHi's wrists, forearm and elbow... on both arms. For good measure he stomps on AnHi's hands to turn the bones to dust*
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