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- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
I'm not really evil. I just look, act, sound, speak and think that way.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
This thread is silly and I am sitting in a cubical on a public computer after I just finished working out after I ate a ton of junk food after I went in to work 3 hours early after I woke up even earlier and thought I was supposed to be in work 2 hours prior to that which cause me to panic.
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WILLYGILLIGAN will rule the world one day!
If at first you do not succeed then skydiving definitly is not for you.
WILLYGILLIGAN will rule the world one day!
If at first you do not succeed then skydiving definitly is not for you.
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
I think neshek is a moron.
I also think that people who call their parents fascists should meet my friend Jess' parents. Then they'll really meet a bunch of fascists.
I also think that people who call their parents fascists should meet my friend Jess' parents. Then they'll really meet a bunch of fascists.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
I've never had reason to call my parents facists. Lots of other things, yes. Mostly involving them being of questionable sanity (to put it mildly).
Then again, given that they *voluntarily* quit billing my father for psychiatric appointments due to his p-sychiatrist's advice...
And have I ever mentioned that I *am* the most sane member of my family? I do mean that literally.
Then again, given that they *voluntarily* quit billing my father for psychiatric appointments due to his p-sychiatrist's advice...
And have I ever mentioned that I *am* the most sane member of my family? I do mean that literally.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
- Posts: 761
- Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Under your bed.
haha
Kitt hearts nobody and is quick on his way to finally passing 6th gade English so he can post grammatically correct sentences.
Sleep is good.
Kitt hearts nobody and is quick on his way to finally passing 6th gade English so he can post grammatically correct sentences.
Sleep is good.
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WILLYGILLIGAN will rule the world one day!
If at first you do not succeed then skydiving definitly is not for you.
WILLYGILLIGAN will rule the world one day!
If at first you do not succeed then skydiving definitly is not for you.
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Kitt is not only female, but is also very surprised to find that neshek can actually read and spew the contents of the profiles he reads back onto the page. Congrats. You're a fuckwit.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
I apologize for messing up your gender Kitt. It was hard to distinguish over the internet you ignorant fuck. You are obviously dumb as shit if you surprise so easily. You also apparently get upset a little too easily making you more immature then most females under 5. It is just a post on the internet.
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WILLYGILLIGAN will rule the world one day!
If at first you do not succeed then skydiving definitly is not for you.
WILLYGILLIGAN will rule the world one day!
If at first you do not succeed then skydiving definitly is not for you.
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Though I hate the idea of starting an all out war...
Listen fucktard, if you were to read ANY of the threads here, it would be exceedingly obvious that I'm female. And on another note, Yes, I do get upset too easily. Which is why I need anger management. Get the point?
Back on topic:
Black Russians are gud.
Listen fucktard, if you were to read ANY of the threads here, it would be exceedingly obvious that I'm female. And on another note, Yes, I do get upset too easily. Which is why I need anger management. Get the point?
Back on topic:
Black Russians are gud.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
I'd invite you both over here, but I don't think it likely that you feel like making a quick trip to Ohio for Christmas.
And for some more useless info: I should be finishing my wrapping right now.
And for some more useless info: I should be finishing my wrapping right now.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
That is just me being lazy and not paying any attention to you whatsoever until now Kitt, you bloody cunt. I, however, do not need anger management since I take it out on whomever pisses me off.... having the opposer usually ending up with a broken bone somewhere or dead. Luckily, I really do not get angry that easily.. it is just fun acting angry on forums.
Women are evil. Kitt is a girl.
Women are evil. Kitt is a girl.
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WILLYGILLIGAN will rule the world one day!
If at first you do not succeed then skydiving definitly is not for you.
WILLYGILLIGAN will rule the world one day!
If at first you do not succeed then skydiving definitly is not for you.
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
If done well and proper, women's clothing can take quite a while to take off. Too many people in this world are in way too much of a rush these days. They don't take the time to savor the moments.Kitt wrote:Wrapping paper spends more time being put on than being taken off. The same can be said for women's clothing.
... Though there is something to be said about fast removal of clothing at times, too.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
That's a trick I'd love to see sometime.
I've been known to tie two cherries together by their stems using my tongue.
I've been known to tie two cherries together by their stems using my tongue.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
I love to get out to dance clubs but have only managed to do so two or three times within the past three years.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
I like my combat fatigues.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
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- Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Under your bed.
- Lord Death Hand
- No-Life Loser
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- Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:42 pm
- Location: Flatsville, Iowa
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
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- Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:59 pm
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- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
- Posts: 761
- Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Under your bed.
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
My job rocks.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
- Posts: 761
- Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Under your bed.
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
I should be asleep now.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
I'm having fun on Bulldrek right now between things that I tell Rhino to do. Work is fun.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
- Posts: 761
- Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Under your bed.