Ready for my attack...
- MissTeja
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Ready for my attack...
New bulldrek chic as of today. Alrighty all - Bring it on...
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*A gray tendril wraps around Miss Teja's arm, and suddenly the insane raving of a madman fill her mind as Machin Shin begins to devour her soul.*
[blur][mb]Blood blood rich red blood blood like wine wine that eats away at time drink the blood pluck the eyes from your skull I have no eyes, hear the screams of the one so touched loud loud screams long sweet screams, sing your screams so sweet to drink the blood of those who scream[/mb][/blur]
*As Teja stiffens at the touch of the Black Wind, Salvation calls upon OVARIONSMITE! and Teja's left ovary explodes with a wet, staticy KERBLAMMO!!! to her immense pain.*
[blur][mb]Blood blood rich red blood blood like wine wine that eats away at time drink the blood pluck the eyes from your skull I have no eyes, hear the screams of the one so touched loud loud screams long sweet screams, sing your screams so sweet to drink the blood of those who scream[/mb][/blur]
*As Teja stiffens at the touch of the Black Wind, Salvation calls upon OVARIONSMITE! and Teja's left ovary explodes with a wet, staticy KERBLAMMO!!! to her immense pain.*
- MissTeja
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*Flesh so fine, so fine to tear, to gash the skin; skin to strip, to plait, so nice to plait the strips, so nice, so red the drops that fall;blood so red, so red, so sweet; sweet screams, pretty screams, singing screams, scream your song, sing your screams... *
Can't just shake this one off, can I?
Can't just shake this one off, can I?
To the entire world, you may be one single person, but to one person, you may be the entire world.
*peeks in the thread, notes the lack of Caz and enters confidantly* ah, there's still something left! excellent!!!
*saunters over to Teja with a large pickle jar only half way filled with pickles, but totally full with juice* 'allo. I'm Gunny. Host of the mighty and uber cute Cthulhu plush, Matron of the Cthukittens, Collector of Tasty souls, Plugger of holes with over-sized tampons and Keeper of the SIBTHA Ninja.
would you mind bending over a bit please? yes, just like that. thank you. *with rubber gloved hand, Gunny thrusts her hand up Teja's anus, pulls out her soul and replaces it with a pickle*
AH! an excellent specimen!! *shoves the soul into the pickle jar, closes the lid and pats Teja on the back* welcome to Bulldrek, enjoy your stay! and don't forget to pay your annual dues for re-gen!
*saunters over to Teja with a large pickle jar only half way filled with pickles, but totally full with juice* 'allo. I'm Gunny. Host of the mighty and uber cute Cthulhu plush, Matron of the Cthukittens, Collector of Tasty souls, Plugger of holes with over-sized tampons and Keeper of the SIBTHA Ninja.
would you mind bending over a bit please? yes, just like that. thank you. *with rubber gloved hand, Gunny thrusts her hand up Teja's anus, pulls out her soul and replaces it with a pickle*
AH! an excellent specimen!! *shoves the soul into the pickle jar, closes the lid and pats Teja on the back* welcome to Bulldrek, enjoy your stay! and don't forget to pay your annual dues for re-gen!
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
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Hmmm...let's see...She's been given to Machin Shin so she's been skined and all that other fun stuff, she's been OVARIONSMITED!, and Gunny just removed her soul. What's left? Oh yeah! *Walks up to newbie and dumps gasoline all over her. With the flick of a match she is set ablaze* Now to wait for Caz. *Sets up a lawn cahir*
I am the evil monkey what lives in your nuts.
Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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I would think that just having gasoline dumped on her bare muscle tissue woulda been painful enough. *roasting marshmellows over the flaming Teja*
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
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*scowls at SS* great! now my marshmellows are ruined! they were almost perfectly charred too!! :cry
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I'm afraid Caz might be distracted by Neopets right now.
*throws some goldfish into the vat with Teja*
*throws some goldfish into the vat with Teja*
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
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- MissTeja
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Neopets?! LOL
*steps out of the regeneration vat back to normal* Damn! That was fun, lemme tell ya. Starting to think I'd never be attractive again. LOL Okay, so where's this Caz? I wanna see what he's got prepared...
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Hello, MissTeja.
The name's Brineshrimp, Bulldrek's resident poo-lover. *waves his many segmented arms* Glad you got to meet me.
I hope you enjoy your stay here. Here's a housewarming gift I know everyone can use. Just try not to eat it all at once.[/url]
The name's Brineshrimp, Bulldrek's resident poo-lover. *waves his many segmented arms* Glad you got to meet me.
I hope you enjoy your stay here. Here's a housewarming gift I know everyone can use. Just try not to eat it all at once.[/url]
This is my signature. Enjoy
God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
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A dracomorph clad in a tailored business suit wanders in and considers the newbie.
"Been a long time since I've helped give someone a proper...welcome...around here. Good a time as any to give it a go. Right, then...you there!"
He looks at Teja, a predatory grin spreading across his face.
"Allow me to intorduce myself. I'm OverLord, dracoform CEO of OverLord Technologies, Off-Duty Good Guy, and general weapons enthusiast. I'll be your mutilator for the moment."
He bows.
"Meet the boys."
OverLord pulls a pair custom of S&W 629 Classic revolvers from his jacket.
"Honor and Valor, meet your target."
Taking careful aim, he puts two bullets into each of Teja's knees, elbow, and shoulders.
"They're a touch on the loud side, but you must admit they do make excellent conversation. Well, now...what to do, what to do...you've already been burned, so the fire breath is out..."
He rustles his wings in annoyance.
"It's so difficult to find something original to do nowadays...hrm...ah, this should be fun..."
Grabbing Teja by the neck, he takes to the air, flying upwards a few thousand feet, then does a quick reversal and dives rapidly, pulling up as he releases his grip on Teja, who doesn't fare so well on high-speed impact with the ground.
"That was refreshing. I really have been out of it for too long..."
"Been a long time since I've helped give someone a proper...welcome...around here. Good a time as any to give it a go. Right, then...you there!"
He looks at Teja, a predatory grin spreading across his face.
"Allow me to intorduce myself. I'm OverLord, dracoform CEO of OverLord Technologies, Off-Duty Good Guy, and general weapons enthusiast. I'll be your mutilator for the moment."
He bows.
"Meet the boys."
OverLord pulls a pair custom of S&W 629 Classic revolvers from his jacket.
"Honor and Valor, meet your target."
Taking careful aim, he puts two bullets into each of Teja's knees, elbow, and shoulders.
"They're a touch on the loud side, but you must admit they do make excellent conversation. Well, now...what to do, what to do...you've already been burned, so the fire breath is out..."
He rustles his wings in annoyance.
"It's so difficult to find something original to do nowadays...hrm...ah, this should be fun..."
Grabbing Teja by the neck, he takes to the air, flying upwards a few thousand feet, then does a quick reversal and dives rapidly, pulling up as he releases his grip on Teja, who doesn't fare so well on high-speed impact with the ground.
"That was refreshing. I really have been out of it for too long..."
"If we would guide by the light of reason, we must let our minds be bold."
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Baron hears the whispers of Machin Shin, and the screams of another Tasty, and he manifests his ghostly Ultramarine-self (with the duct-taped onForbeskilt, and the Rampant Lion on his Librarian's Standard
[glow]Hmm.. this is a new one. OverLord has already introduced her, and I can see the Cthulukittens lapping at her soul in the pickle jar. The curiosity is that it's a Tasty female...so Daki hasn't had to call in the Unamunga Trolls... oh well. Since I beat Chuckles in here.... time to welcome the tasty with what everyone loves so much....[/glow]
Baron reaches out his etherial arms and with swing of his standard, he grants MissTeja a customized[glow]SMITE (TM)[/glow]
[glow]Welcome to the Insanity, please have exact change..[/glow]
[glow]Hmm.. this is a new one. OverLord has already introduced her, and I can see the Cthulukittens lapping at her soul in the pickle jar. The curiosity is that it's a Tasty female...so Daki hasn't had to call in the Unamunga Trolls... oh well. Since I beat Chuckles in here.... time to welcome the tasty with what everyone loves so much....[/glow]
Baron reaches out his etherial arms and with swing of his standard, he grants MissTeja a customized[glow]SMITE (TM)[/glow]
[glow]Welcome to the Insanity, please have exact change..[/glow]
BaronJ: I hereby remove you from your Smite!tming (*KERBLAMMO* One for the left!*) duties for failure to realize that Miss Teja cannot be Smite!tmn (*KERBLAMMO* One for the right!in the traditional sense. Now please continue on with your thread. Thank you.
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*runs into the thread, wielding Caz-Chicken, and chases MissTeja around the thread.*Gunny wrote:*peeks in the thread, notes the lack of Caz and enters confidantly*
Ok, that was fun.
*notices Gunny and puts Caz-Chicken down*
All yours, Caz!
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